Where were you 2 hours ago?
In bed asleep.
What is the first blue item you see?
The label on the bottle of Aleve on my desk.
Do your prefer use a pen with black or blue ink?
When was the last time you skinny dipped?
Probably when I was a kid. So at least 25 years.
What did your last text message say?
Probably something reminding me to top up my credit. I don't get text messages as no one has the number.
Where is your best friend?
He is outside mowing the lawn right now.