Queens Meme #73

The Green Meme

How green are you?

1. Do you recycle?

I do the best I can. We don't have a recycle trash pick up out here in the country.

2. Have you ever hung clothes on a line instead of using the clothes dryer? 

In Australia that is the normal thing to do, however here it's different. We don't have a clothes line, but eventually I would like one.

3. Do you walk or bike to work to save energy?

I don't work so I save a bunch!

4. Do you use a water filter for your tap water or do you buy bottled water?

We have a filter on our well.

5. How many trees do you kill each year buying new books?

I haven't bought a new book in a couple of years.

6. Have you ever considered recycling your cellphone?

I have done that a few times actually.

 7. All you need are a few simple non-toxic ingredients like baking soda, vinegar, lemon, and soap to clean your home.  Are you willing to throw away the bottled chemicals?

I try to use natural things around the home already. Certain things do need chemicals though.

The Queens Meme #2

1. You are a guest on the space shuttle. You just arrived on the moon and realize you forgot something back home that you can't live without. What is it and how do you convince them to go back and fetch it?
My camera. I threaten to eject them all into space if they don't let me get it!!


2. Pretend you are a teacher in a rough public school for one day. You have been assigned to teach Manners 101. You have the "challenging bad butt kids" class (remember this is a pretend school and anyway I can't say ass on my blog 'cause it's so unQueenly and I might get fined or something).
They are jumping up and down, cursing, and throwing things at you.
What is the first thing you would write on the board?
"I have a gun and I'm not afraid to use it!"

3. Someone in your family or a friend has started a blog. They think it is anonymous but you have figured it out. They are saying derogatory things about you. Do you tell them or do you read it for awhile?
How would you handle it?
I would comment on it as if I didn't know it was them, but so they knew it was me.

4. If you had one dollar left in your pocket, what would you spend it on?
Candy!

5. President Obama and the First Lady are coming over for dinner. What do you serve?
Arsenic :)

6. You walk in on your lover. They are trying on your clothes. What do you do?
Tell them that my clothes are WAAAY too big for them and that they would probably look better in them anyway.

7. Every astronaut must have shots! Choose your vaccination: You only get one and you can't enjoy any of the attributes of the other choices. You choose either: (1) The fountain of eternal youth and sexual vigor but only for 10 years (2) perfect health for a lifetime (3) eternal mind-numbing nirvana and peace of mind (4) unlimited hedonism for one year with no negative consequences.
Number 2, being sick is not cool.

**Please note I have no intentions of poisoning the president nor do I wish him that. I just am not a fan... so if he showed up at my house he would NOT be invited**

The Queens Meme #1

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1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I jumped on Robert Pattinson at the New Moon premiere.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Well if it was this blog it would be a boring book, but if it were my personal blog it would be called "The Adventures of the Aussie Girl and the American Boy"

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
I would like to know what Elvis thought of him marrying his little girl? I am sure they have met by now.

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
It would have been my mother as she is a Fortune Teller (for real!) and she probably saw me pregnant! haha


5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
Well I only do Meme's on this blog so I would blame all of those meme creators... yes I'm looking at you!

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shalt not wear jeans that show off your underwear!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
I secretly want to do bad things to Robert Pattinson..... and if I had the chance, I would. I am sure my husband wouldn't mind.