The Queens Meme #1

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1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do? ('Cause if you want, I might could talk to the judge and get your sentence reduced to Bloggingham dungeon time.)
I jumped on Robert Pattinson at the New Moon premiere.

2. Your blog just became a best-selling book . What is the title of your book ?
Well if it was this blog it would be a boring book, but if it were my personal blog it would be called "The Adventures of the Aussie Girl and the American Boy"

3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond.
What would you like to ask him?
I would like to know what Elvis thought of him marrying his little girl? I am sure they have met by now.

4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright. What did they see?
It would have been my mother as she is a Fortune Teller (for real!) and she probably saw me pregnant! haha


5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen? Do you think you deserve it? Just how objectionable are you? Do tell.
Well I only do Meme's on this blog so I would blame all of those meme creators... yes I'm looking at you!

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?
Thou shalt not wear jeans that show off your underwear!

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?
Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
I secretly want to do bad things to Robert Pattinson..... and if I had the chance, I would. I am sure my husband wouldn't mind.