2. Have you ever been to a redneck wedding and if so describe it?
7. Do you keep your Christmas lights on your front porch all year long?
We don't have them at all.
8. What do you think of when you hear the term muddin'?
That I must have misheard them.
9. Can duck tape really fix anything?
Isn't it Duct tape? :D
10. Know any redneck words?
Ummm ... 'mader?
11. Why is it that if aliens are looking for intelligent life they always seem to abduct the biggest rednecks?
Probably cause they are out late at night tipping cows.
12. Famous last words of a redneck:
Let's go cow tipping.
13. Finish this sentence: You might be a redneck if...
Your tires are so high that you can't get into your truck anymore...